Thursday, May 14, 2009

Things Better Left Unsaid...

With texting and twitter so popular, there are a lot of messages floating in cyberspace that people probably wish they could take back. I just heard about a site called "Texts from Last Night" which is hilarious. Here's a peek:

(570): why did i make a hit list last night containing only McDonalds?
(1-570): you tried to order a magarita mcflurry and when they said they didnt make those you tried to call 911

(617): yo I sort of want to f**k rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.

(510): I got a call from 999 999 9999. I didn't answer it because I was too busy freaking out about the number.
(1-510): It was probably Jesus.
(510): I feel like he would have left a message.

(206): She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.

(207): using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.

(609): ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.

(305): He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.

This is why some people shouldn't drink. This is also why some people shouldn't use twitter. And there are some people who really shouldn't do them at the same time!



Michelle Lauren said...

That is hilarious! I liked the one about the hit list for McDonald's. Yeah, just like some people have a designated driver, some need to have a designated texter and just give up the phone while they're drunk.

otherwise, their ramblings will end up online. scary thought.

Minx Malone said...

I like that, a designated texter! I like the one about the stalker hiding in the bushes with one shoe :)

Amanda Brice said...

I nearly died laughing at the Rachel Maddow one. LOL!

Minx Malone said...

I know right! This is why being around drunk people is so funny sometimes. They come out with the craziest stuff!