Thursday, March 20, 2008

Joke of the Day

I don't usually forward jokes, but I have to admit, I found this funny. I don't know who to give credit to, but if anyone knows, props to them. It's great.

It is hard to find a joke today without a dirty word or two in it, but here is one:

Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, "Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?

The birch says he cannot tell.

Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling.

The birch says, "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"

The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He replies, "It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in."

Now wipe that smile off your face. And pass it on!


Eden Rivers said...

Thanks for making me laugh. We're in the midst of getting 9 inches of snow on the second day of Midwestern "spring" so it takes a lot to make me crack a grin today, let alone chuckle out loud, but you managed it :-)

Minx Malone said...

HAH Oh man. After the week I've had I needed that.

I have to send this to some of my friends who can use a good laugh.