Thursday, March 20, 2008

Joke of the Day

I don't usually forward jokes, but I have to admit, I found this funny. I don't know who to give credit to, but if anyone knows, props to them. It's great.

It is hard to find a joke today without a dirty word or two in it, but here is one:

Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, "Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?

The birch says he cannot tell.

Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling.

The birch says, "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"

The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He replies, "It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in."

Now wipe that smile off your face. And pass it on!

2 comments:

Eden Rivers said...

Thanks for making me laugh. We're in the midst of getting 9 inches of snow on the second day of Midwestern "spring" so it takes a lot to make me crack a grin today, let alone chuckle out loud, but you managed it :-)
Eden
www.edenrivers.com

Minx Malone said...

HAH Oh man. After the week I've had I needed that.

I have to send this to some of my friends who can use a good laugh.

Minx